World domination is at hand!
I am a self confessed evil genius. I am not afraid to say that I plan on world domination. In fact I have started to build my evil empire by recruiting evil henchmen, horny secretary's, and computer geeks. I am currently searching for my evil sidekick (priority will be given to Osama Bin Laden should he choose to apply). I will be the Chief Evil Officer (CEO) and my sidekick will be the Chief Operations Overlord (COO). I am inviting another evil genius, Mr. Bill Gates, to run my IS/IT office. George Bush will head my sales team (the guy sells WAR really well). Oprah will lead my Evil Public Relations team. I will recruit Dr. Theodore John Kaczynski (the Unabomber) to head my mail room.
I am currently looking for an office space, preferably at a hidden bunker thousands of kilometers under the ground. This should be located at a remote volcanic island inhabited by cannibals, mutants, or dinosaurs. Multiple missile launch pads is a plus.
In preparation for my quest for world domination I have studied dozens of manuscripts and literature on the subject matter. I have read the bible (old testament) to learn about mass killings, orgies, cursing enemies, and acquiring many wives. I bought dozens of Marvel and DC comic books to learn how to acquire super powers (none have worked so far) and James Bond novels so that I can thwart any super agent who tries to stop my evil plans. Of course there's the usual list of self-help books - Terrorists Handbook for Beginners, Nuclear Weapons for Dummies, 1001 Ways to Torture Prisoners, Chicken Pox for the Corrupted Soul, Microsoft Users Manual, and GQ Magazine (Evil Overlords need to look sharp too).
I have also learned to hypnotize using written words. So while reading this part you will start to feel a little woozy, your eyes will feel heavy, now you will start to chant "Marcuss Rocks!, Marcuss Rocks!, Heil Evil Overlord."
You now worship me. Mwahahahahahaha!
Damn, I'm good!.
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