Reasons You Should Consider Upgrading to Windows 7
1. Requires not windows 7 better hardware than its predecessor. There, no need to upgrade to new racepods, will be. Herh herh herh.
2. Much better catered for in windows 7, large high-definition displays are. Hmmmmmm. Wider view of the force if needed, to have. Hmmmmmm.
3. Been spruced up to make it a genuine timesaver, windows vistas start button search facility has. Herh herh herh.
4. Been blissfully gagged, windows 7's revamped system tray has. Windows warning messages are now concealed in the "Windows Solutions Center." Yes. Hmmmm.
5. Perfect for comparing documents side by side, today's large widescreen displays are. But faff, resizing two windows to fit on the same screen in xp or vista is. Herh herh herh. Windows 7 makes it a cinch: To the far left drag one window, to the right the other, and like old ladies on the bus the two fit snugly together. Yes, hmmm.
6. Better taskbar with large icons, window 7 has. Yes, hmmm.
7. Made it possible to drag and drop the taskbar icons into the order you wish without having to download the tweakui powertoy, finally microsoft has.
8. Make it easy to connect multiple computers at home, the new homegroup networking tool will.
9. For the itunes aac format windows media player now offers support. Hmmmmmm.
10. The revamped show desktop button - of the taskbar which now occupies the few remaining pixels between the system tray clock and the right edge - makes all open windows transparent when you hover the mouse over the icon. Yes, hmmm.
11. The potential to become incredibly useful, devicestage has... Or windows 7's uac. This feature sees microsoft create specific "Homepages" For as digital cameras devices such, smartphones and printers, and to the device manufacturer hand them over. Yes, hmmm.
12. For bluetooth 2.1 windows 7 adds support, to discover and pair devices using a simple wizard making it easier. Hmmmmmm. For with r2d2s wireless connection. Yeesssssss.
13. Need a new form of exercise, it support staff will, as the problem steps recorder might mean fewer trips up and down stairs in big offices. The troubleshooting feature takes screengrabs of the user's pc as they run through a process, causing them problems, that is - botched installation or driver failure, say.
14. Now only a click away, new wi-fi networks are. Of available networks a simple click on the wireless network system tray icon produces a pop-up, found in xp and vista, rather than having to delve into the separate view available networks option that was. Herh herh herh.
15. New operating system, to support new technologies. Rather stalled in the blocks, ultra wideband (uwb) and wireless usb (wusb) have, but to usb cables ever take off should the wireless alternatives, support both, windows 7 will. Native support for burning blu-ray discs, also included for the first time is. Yeesssssss. In the future, to produce light saber shurikens they system may be able. Hmmmmmm.
16. Although it definitely is a replacement for spectrometers not, help make colours look more natural and text sharper on lcds, the new display colour calibration wizard should. To adjust the parameters available through your monitor's onscreen menus to perfect contrast it tells you how, brightness and sharpness. For lcd panels it also calibrates the cleartype text. Hmmmmmm. To better see the color of the force. Yeesssssss.
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Reasons why Ninjas are better
1. Ninjas are silent but deadly, like a fart!
2. Cuz Mutant Ninja Turtles are totally awesome Dude!
3. Uma Thurman
4. Stealth... They could butt rape pirates in their sleep.
5. Ninjas wear black
6. Ninjas are the best in playing hide and seek.
7. Ninjas can hide their ugly face behind a mask.
8. Ninjas wear pajamas to work.
9. Ninjas will not mutilate their dicks with their hook hands while peeing
10.Chuck Norris is a ninja
My first post for this year is a readers request. I also posted my reply to this letter at the end of this post. Read on. Enjoy!
Dear Marcuss,
I hope you will publish this letter of mine. I'm writing about Ben. I know he reads your blog regularly as he was the one who got me hooked. That is why I chose to ask you to post this letter so he can read it.
Ben and I are both in our twenties and we both work in Manila, Philippines. In fact, we used to be officemates. I've known him for almost two years and all the time, I've been in-love with him, although we are just friends and he has a girlfriend he intends to marry.
Marcuss, I can't help but fall in love with him. He's perfect! He's responsible, intelligent, resourceful, thoughtful, loving, sweet, caring, upright, kind, family-oriented, and a God-fearing individual. His good looks are just an added bonus. I can't believe such a man still exists today and I will forever be thankful for his friendship.
It is a pain to be so in-love with him because he and his girlfriend are perfect for each other and are so happy being together. I don't know if he's aware of my feelings for him, but winning his heart, I think, is out of the question. His girlfriend is too precious for him. Losing her would truly hurt him, and I don't want to see him in pain. I know, however, that a part of me wishes he would reciprocate my love, but he's just too good for me. He deserves someone better, like the girl he has now.
Knowing he's happy with her is enough consolation for me. I want his happiness even if it would mean my own despair. God knows how such I'm suffering. Writing this letter alone is already a torture. I've been trying very hard to forget him. I've done ways I know to free myself. But my heart is really stubborn, it would not listen to me. Marcuss, I haven't seen or talked with him for a long time and I thought his absence would somehow cool down the feeling, but it hasn't. I don't want to miss him, but I do miss him terribly. How can I forget him?
Whenever I see a place, a thing, or a situation, my mind automatically associates it with him. His memories occupy most of my waking and sleeping hours. His face pops into my mind in the middle of my lunch, when I'm talking with my friends, cleaning my house, or just doing something which has nothing to remind me of him. Odd, but true. I'm not bitter, Ate. I don't blame myself, him, nor God for this situation. As a matter of fact, I'm thankful. Painfully odd as it is, this situation has made me the mature person I am now. But I can't help ask myself why should someone fall for another when they are not meant for each other? Why Marcuss? Why?
You know, whenever I pray, I always ask God to help me let go of this love. I just want to feel the same way he feels for me... as a friend and nothing more. I know I can get through this because I believe that God wouldn't give me something He knows I couldn't handle. Someday I will be able to smile again without being hurt when I remember him. God has His reason for all of these and until I know the reasons, I want to hear words from you. Attached is my picture to show my sincerity and let you decide if am really not meant for his love.
Please Marcuss, help me.
Sincerely,Berta
Dear Berta,
You little piece of turd. Even my dogs asshole is prettier than you. I totally lost my appetite for a whole day after I looked at your photo. You're so ugly that the Boogeyman will probably have nightmares after seeing you.
I cannot do anything for you Berta, in fact it's Ben who I should be helping. I should help him get away and hide from you. You ugly bitch! The only way that I can assist you is to refer you to my dogs vet. He can probably put you to sleep painlessly.
I hope this is the last letter. The next time you send me one I will personally visit you and end your misery myself.
Regards,
Marcuss
I hate CSI Miami. I only watch it cause my wife watches it. To amuse myself, I just imagine how Horatio Caine would die someday in the series.
I hate this character so much. It's very easy to despise the guy even on sight alone. David Caruso looks as if he's spent his time in career limbo trapped in a experimental science lab where they removed all internal organs from his body thru his anus until all is left is a shriveled husk of a man. His face is always in danger in caving in on itself, with his wrinkles giving his face an eerie resemblance to a post-nuclear war bombed up landscape. He walks with a slouch. He covers his shrunken pea-sized eyes with a pair of shades that make his head even more like a shrunked head rejected by Voodoo priests. But that is before he opens his mouth.
This freak of a character thinks he's God or something. He speaks like he's always right and he wants you to know it. And the dialog he deliver makes me cringe. He has a way of stating information in such a way that he ends it in a question except that he doesn’t expect you to answer him. A few examples: "This proves that she died here……doesn’t it?" or "She’s listening to someone….isn’t she?" He does this about six times during an episode.
As if that's not enough the show sometimes depicts him as some sort of a superhero. I wont be surprised if they end up killing the character then rising him from the dead after three days. Damn David Caruso, damn Jerry Bruckheimer.
My only consolation is that he is not nor will he ever be Chuck Norris.
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So when will this role be assigned to a black guy (or to an Asian for that matter)? A lot will argue that Santa Claus is really white. But really knows! Has anyone seen the guy yet? He could be Chinese for craps sake (who else would exploit elfin labor in a sweatshop for no pay).
The problem with the idea of having a multicultural person take over the role of a make believe white guy is peoples acceptance. Try to let a person of another color come down your chimney! I bet you would be calling 911 in a huff. Do you think the police will believe a Mexican or an Asian in a funny red suit when they say that the gun they are holding is made of plastic? I guess not!
This is the famous boxer Manny Pacquiao streaking across a lawn fully naked. GROSS!
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